President-elect Trump is Watch Sex 2: Fate (1995)filling his cabinet with a who's who of rich crazy people.

From Chief Strategist Steve Bannon to Jeff Sessions, his pick for attorney general, each one of Trump's selections seems to come with more than a handful of scandals and conflicts. Trump's pick for National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, for example, owns a lobbying organization that has received "tens of thousands" of dollars from foreign companies. His Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin was a Goldman trader who's since become a hedge fund manager.

You have to assume there's some kind of job application form going through Washington, helping Trump find a cream-of-the-bad-crop.

Take a look at what we imagine that application form might look like below. If you're interested, why not print it out and send it to the President-elect for consideration.