If you missed the Rick and Bhawri (2021) Hindi Web SeriesMortymerch truck on its cross-country tour and are dying for some sick show related goodies, don’t freak —it’s all taken care of. We know our fellow fans want unique merch as much as Rick wants that Mulan Szechuan McNugget Sauce, so we went on a mission to compile a list of the best Rick and Mortyswag out there. No more need to carry around pickles with faces drawn on them.

Pass go and collect 200 Schmeckle

The official Rick and Mortyedition of Monopoly is fun for the whole Rick and Mortyloving family. Play like a Rick and buy out all of the flooble cranks and gobble boxes, or play like a Jerry and get riggity wrecked.

Buy all five and build Snowball’s mechanical suit

This set of action figures by Funko features the five main characters on the show. Measuring at 5-inches each, they're all fully posable. Because is your work desk really complete without a plastic Birdperson or Mr. Poopybutthole?

Your first class ticket to Dimension C-137

The ultimate collector’s item and Halloween accessory for any Rick and Mortyfan is an official Adult Swim toy portal gun, of course. It doesn’t just light up — it actually projects a portal image onto the wall when the trigger is pulled. After this, all you’ll need is a white lab coat, blue wig, and the ability to burp on cue. If only this gun could actually transport you from work or torturous family dinners, though.

Finally, a reason to wake up in the morning

Every true Rick and Mortydevotee needs this mug for their morning coffee, tea, or to transport their morning beer while pretending it’s coffee or tea. The portal even changes colors depending on the temperature of the liquid inside. *Burp*

The Plumbus: Explained

A wardrobe necessity: A “How They Do It…The Plumbus” T-shirt. Yes, the entire commercial is featured on the shirt and yes, you will probably have to explain to people what a Dingle Bop is. It’s called fashion, look it up.

Sport a tiny Mr. Poopybutthole head wherever you go

This set of enamel pins will satisfy all of your denim jacket or backpack decorating needs. These pins are a more, shall we say, discreet way of attracting fellow fans rather than doing the “peace among worlds” sign.

Conquer the holidays in style

Christmas and Hanukkah are closer than you think and the ugly sweater party invites are going to start pouring in any day now. Don’t go in just any ugly sweater — rack up the compliments in a Happy Human Holiday sweater. It’s made out of real knit (not the cheap stuff) so you can comfortably get schwifty all night long.

Not a Rick and Mortyfan but have a friend or family member who is obsessed? First of all: How? Second of all: Get them anything off this list and become their new favorite person. It’s science.

Keep calm and wubba lubba dub dub on.