Something terrible013 Archiveshappening to jeans. First we had Topshop's clear plastic jeans. Then Nordstrom decided to sell fake mud jeans for $425.
SEE ALSO: Dear Topshop, stop trying to make clear plastic jeans happen. Love, the internet.And, now Opening Ceremony is trying to make "detachable cut-out front jeans" happen. Can you not. We really, really mean it.
These detachable jeans -- designed by Y/Project -- can be worn two ways. You can wear them as full-length trousers, with your under-butt and groin exposed. Nice.
"These 2-in-1 Y/Project trousers come in a straight-leg silhouette with slim-fitting, detachable shorts that feature high-rise cutouts along the front," reads Opening Ceremony's product description.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Maybe that extra spot of ventilation will come in handy during those hot, humid summer months.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable If you're feeling extra bold, you can detach the legs of the jeans and wear them as denim shorts.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Oh, and these absolutely monstrous jeans will set you back a whopping $425.
Whatever will they think of next?
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